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A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.
I havent gotten any in a week bc of my gf's kingda cooch
A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it
Man I just need some buff cooch
Have you ever shredded a rotisserie chicken.
Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself
“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”
The gaping hole of where once was a cooch
“ I bet your cooch cavern looks like this”.
Often mistaken as a cosmetic product, Cooch Cremé is in fact a by-product of Busting ones Igler (AKA. popping their cherry) Cooch Cremé has a similar consistency to cottage cheese.
Damn Son, you busted the Igler wide open and got Cooch Cremé everywhere!
When a woman's genital's "sneezes" on something.
Dude 1: Yo man did you hear about Isabelle?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.
It is a cooch thats so agape that it requires at least two very large phallic units to please her
hea bro help me plug that chckies spare cooch