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Alex David Cory is the man, a beast, a god some say. He is someone who will go down in the history books for millennia to come. He is known to stop wars from breaking out simply by threatening both sides. They say he caused both world wars because he was bored of peace. He can show infinite patience and kindness but he’s also a fucking psychopath and will murder your family. He doesn’t bleed and he doesn’t shit, he’s absolutely divine like. Some people have claimed they’ve seen him before, but that’s impossible, he lives above humans on a different plane of existence. People question if he’s real. I know he is here, somewhere, watching. He is him.
Some people believe in god. Others believe in Alex David Cory.
Kid 1- I want to be like the rock when I grow up
Kid 2- I want to be like Superman when I grow up
Sigma Child- I want to be like Alex David Cory when I grow up
A food substance of cheesy variety
Damn, that jokes a cory lane parks
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The best women in the universe and in spirit. She shine like a bright star. So beautiful you won't want to keep your eyes off of her. She also likes to be called Cece,and if you get on her bad side...let's just say it was nice knowing you...
Cory Alexandra Bowman Taylor just walked through the door and I can't keep my eyes off her she has this glow to her that just makes you feel so comfy.
When something is almost as orgasmic as Caitlin Jenner and Cory fucking and getting stuck handcuffed to an elephant statue in 2017.
Mmm this food smells good.
Yuh, fuck me good Cory!
A fag kid who goes to lower dauphin. well... went to... now he's cyber schooled because he slowly realized nobody in public school likes him. He is a firefighter... always talking about fighting fires or firemen or a joke he heard from the firemen. He is always talking about getting pussy yet never getting it. He would fuck anything with a hole. He is kind of a douche bag and likes to wear tight jeans.
Famous quote:
"grab er by er hips and ride er like a roller coaster"
- Hey what do you want to do today?
- Not chill with Cory All I Drink Is Wine he is a fagget.
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