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A bullshit ass corrupted department that dont know shit about the laws. They are the stupidest people on the earth.
The department of corrections is bullshit.
The Department of Corrections is corrupted.
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When you're acting a fool and your woman tells you that you had better "Get Correct" or else! A mom may tell her unruly teenagers to "Get Correct"...Your man is eyeballin' some skank at the club...well, he'd better "Get Correct" too.
Before I kick your ass I will you give you one chance to get correct. Bring it. You had best get correct or I am leaving your ass.
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a term comforming to any law, doctrine, language, beliefs or practices that would be contrary to the Bible shouldn't be allowed.
Also Biblical Correctiveness.
Biblical correctness is just another say for "think & believe as I do"?!
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(kə-rekt’ - æn’sɜ:ʳ - æl’gə-rɪð’əm)
n.
A step-by-step problem-solving procedure, especially an established, computational procedure to transmogrify incorrect answers into answers found in the back of textbooks.
X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ
where
Fғ = Fudge Factor,
Xᴜ = the undesired answer,
Cғ = Finagle’s Constant
The Fudge Factor is simply the number, 0, and Finagle’s Constant is the answer in the back of the book (or any other answer that might be preferred instead of the current answer.)
Let’s take this baby out for a spin & see how it works...
Suppose you’ve been asked to solve
eˣ ⁺ ³ = 5
which requires the use of a natural logarithm which you don’t know how to do because you spent your time in your high school math class doing EHAP homework & texting your friends who are now sitting in the same junior college remedial math class you are.
Since you have no chance of using the $200 TI-89 that mommy & daddy bought you to actually solve this equation, you instead use it like a $10 TI-15 & find a brute force, guess-and-check, decimal solution of x = -1.39 . Whew!
You look in the back of the book & see the answer is “-3 + ln 5”. Dang! You’re screwed because this teacher means business & only accepts answers showing all work & matching the answer in the back of the book.
Not so fast… now’s the time to pull out the *Correct Answer Algorithm*…
X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ
Fғ = Fudge Factor = 0
Xᴜ = the undesired answer = -1.39
Cғ = Finagle’s Constant = -3 + ln 5
X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ
= (0) ∙ (-1.39) + (-3 + ln 5)
= 0 + (-3 + ln 5)
= -3 + ln 5
Voilà! A "solution" showing "work" that produces the correct answer!
While this transmogrification works 100% of the time, you do run the risk of pushing your teacher to the point of mumbling stuff like "Well, even if you did show all your work, it isn't the 'Correct' work", "Only three years till retirement", or correctly identifying you as an incorrigible smart ass.
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The use of, intimidation, media inspired suggestive coercion, shaming, slandering, violence or terror tactics to promote or force politically correctness or politically correct ideas.
The media often promotes and induces political correctness terrorism through it's headlines.
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The douchebag at the gym or fitness club who can't help it but give advice to others on their form of exercise, diet or workout routine when they are not asked for it.
Hey Samra, do you see this guy over there at the treadmills? He keeps coming to me when I'm working out giving me some random advice on my form, ugh, he's such a Form-Correction Warrior.