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Noun - a person who pertains to give hand jobs to family members.
Alex is regularly satisfied by his hand cousin.
A relative around your same age but no one is really sure how exactly you are related or if you are actually even related by blood.
So he is my grandmother's half sisters cousin's kids kid?
Yes, you are irish cousins now go play while grown ups drink.
Someone who functions sort of like a sugar daddy, except the sugar baby never has sex with them or visits them or even flirts with them. So basically just free money because they like them
"Is this person in the comments on your friend list? They're kind of acting like a dick"
"Yeah he is. He's normally cool though. He gave me $100 for Christmas"
"So... He's like a sugar cousin?"
"That's disgusting."
"IS it though? I'm calling it that because there is no sex and you never even see him"
"Oh. Neato."
Someone that moves their fishing line over yours when you say you got a bite
My friend pulled a cousin eddie when my bobber went under
The source of all the suspicious items you possess.
Hank: "How did you afford an iphone on minimum wage?"
Dave: "er... I got it cheap from a friend of a cousin."
Hank: "I'm bored. Do you have anything I can huff or shoot?"
Dave: "I'll have these pills. I got them from a friend of a cousin."
(N) a person that is or creates an atmosphere of buzzkill. A person who always stays sober at parties and tells everyone not to drink. The origin of the phrase most likely comes from switching the first two letters of the syllables in buzzkill to kuzzbill, then lengthening it to said phrase. This phrase is mostly used in the presence of the Cousin in order to not hurt his/her feelings.
Sean: Cousin Bill sure is bringing me down tonight, she won't even have a Johnnie Bomb!
Nick: Tell me about it. The Cousin keeps telling me to stop drinking, what a drag!
Jadyns cousins are the absolute fucking hottest people you have ever met. The amount of testosterone my lord hottest I have ever seen
“Girl you seen jadyns cousin”
“Omg yes, I am drooling”
“I’m gunna grab me jadyns cousin holly shit”