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Schrödinger's crabs

Schrödinger's crabs means, you can't have an STD/STI without getting tested.

Do you have an STD? I don't know. Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.

by _Schrödinger_ March 8, 2021


crab steamer

The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.

Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky beotch.

by ktrane77 July 25, 2008


crab with a gun

A crab with a gun is worse than a crab with a knife because it has a gun

Please don't piss off a crab with a gun I rather you just go piss off a crab with a knife instead.

by SuperMemeBros December 17, 2019


Blue Crab

Blue crab is a type of sea crab you catch with a crab trap or while scuba diving. You catch a lot if you're lucky. Then you take them home, stab the crabs with a knife so they die quickly and relatively painlessly especially compared to the prolonged pain of boiling them alive. They go good with some onion and avocado salad and some rice. Mmm. Delicious! You use the claw to dig out the crab meat from the side. When it's cooked, it looks red.

Tony: *Digs the crab meat with the claw.

*eats crabs.

Tony: Mmmmm! Blue crab!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 3, 2023


Evolve to crab

Exact opposite of return to monke,
Basically the next fucking level

Return to monke, Evolve to crab,
The choice is yours.

by SniperFoxy34 December 30, 2022


crab salad

A girl with a hairy bush that has crabs.

"That poor man just got a crab salad" said Nolan

by poor noliman June 27, 2011


Denver Crab

Colfax Avenue is a major road that runs through the Denver metropolitan area. East Colfax is known for it's large number of low-price prostitution. Many of these prostitutes are known to have and transmit various venereal diseases and other ailments including crabs. The term Denver Crab refers to the uncleanliness of these prostitutes in Denver.

That blonde prostitute is sexy but she has Denver Crabs.

by nalpakj April 9, 2014