Colfax Avenue is a major road that runs through the Denver metropolitan area. East Colfax is known for it's large number of low-price prostitution. Many of these prostitutes are known to have and transmit various venereal diseases and other ailments including crabs. The term Denver Crab refers to the uncleanliness of these prostitutes in Denver.
That blonde prostitute is sexy but she has Denver Crabs.
The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.
Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky beotch.
A kinetic crab is when you hand is shape like a crab claw and use the kinetic energy to shove it into someone ass and open it inside.
Dang, My friend gave my a kinetic crab yesterday my ass hurt.
A crab with a gun is worse than a crab with a knife because it has a gun
Please don't piss off a crab with a gun I rather you just go piss off a crab with a knife instead.
Schrödinger's crabs means, you can't have an STD/STI without getting tested.
Do you have an STD? I don't know. Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.
Exact opposite of return to monke,
Basically the next fucking level
Return to monke, Evolve to crab,
The choice is yours.
A girl with a hairy bush that has crabs.
"That poor man just got a crab salad" said Nolan