Think I'm just gonna go home, eat a tv dinner, and crank one out.
1π 6π
A horrible song by a horrible "artist" (Soulja Boy) that talks about how some guy (Soulja Boy) whacks off onto a girls back when she's sleeping, and sticks a bed sheet to her back, and it sticks, hence SUPERMANN!
Soulja Boy: Crank dat soulja boy, superman dat ho.
Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK!
92π 30π
Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.
Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.
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mastribated furiously.
i quickly cranked one while she was out of the room.
10π 1π
A crib where meth is made and distributed. Typically run by a meth head.
Buyer βYo bro got any rocket fuel I can get for $10β
Dealer βNah fam, gotta re-up with my plug at the local crank Bankβ
Buyer βainβt that just a trap house?β
Dealer βBitch shut the fuck up, I was offering specification. Lowballin ass cracked out niggaβ
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a session where you sit there and masturbate. crankin ur dick
Ricky: Ali, you wanna come over and paly madden?
Ali: Naw, my parents are out of town, so i think im just gonna go home and have a nice crank sesh
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