Critical Race Theory

The most misunderstood theory on this planet. Period.

This theory was only meant to be used and understood in an academic context, but I guess some people decided it would be "cool" to use in mainstream discourse (i.e. social media). Thus, the misunderstanding begins.

In all seriousness, for someone to understand this theory, you would need to understand what "critical theory" is first. I am specifically referring to the philosophical theory that Adorno & Horkheimer invented, which is basically a heated critique on mass-produced culture.

If one does not understand the tenets to this theory, then one should not voice their uninformed opinions on said theory.

Of course, perhaps the fault lies more in the people who decided to abuse this term. And in that case, I understand you 100%, but at the same time it's still unfair to dismiss it as BS.

𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺: "Critical Race Theory is a bunch of BS"
𝗠𝗲: "No, it's not. Either you misunderstood the theory, or you haven't grasped the underlying philosophy behind it."
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺: "I don't think I'd care enough to learn about it."
𝗠𝗲: "If you don't wish to know more about it, that's fine, just admit you were wrong."
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺: "Okay SJW."
𝗠𝗲: "Look man I'm only being pedantic. Call me a nerd, call me a know-it-all, but I ain't got nothing to do with SJWs. In fact I'll happily listen to critiques against this theory."

Criticative

A critic personality trait

Teacher:”tell the rest of the class something about yourself”
Student:”uh well, i’m pretty criticative”

CRITICAL SHIT

the meme: critical shit, where the the soldier from team fortress 2 screams, with a horribly misfigured mouth, and flames coming out of his eyes

have you seen this meme?
it's called critical shit

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Criticize

And you fucking listed several of the values you've been able to glean from the Super Omega Bible (Supreme). I'm literally writing the better alternative as you read this and you're stealing it as an interpretation of the bible. Which it's not. It's BETTER than the bible. I'm BETTER the God. Like, 3 to 6 times better.

Hym "And I don't just criticize you're literally stealing the better alternative and gloming it on to the bible as a matter of interpretation. That's literally all Jordan Peterson has ever done. Repurpose other people shit for his own use under the guise of being the TRUE and CORRECT interpretation of the bible. HE CAN'T SEE HOW IT'S NOT TRUE GUYS!"

Critical Need-to-Know Information

Something Burt Gummer is always denied

Burt Gummer: I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information.

Critical Misfire

being too lazy to nut into a sock, tissue or even your hand, resulting in you nailing yourself in the face.

Never spray 'n pray, its not worth a critical misfire

Look Critical

Someone who thinks they are ugly and unattractive despite how good they look.

She looks so cute but she always thinks she looks bad,she must be look critical.