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When here in the USA, the economy has deteriorated, incomes fallen dramatically behind European countries, starvation observed after the loss of non profit organization subsidies shortages, and queues are rife. When wages are halved or gone back to 1970 levels. When U.S. dollars per month on top of state-provided products and services such as a single bar of soap a month, some rice, "ground beef" that is more than 50 per cent soy is redefined by liberals as 100% pure. When paramount stimulus plan issues have been state salaries failing to meet personal needs under the state rationing system chronically plagued with shortages. When the variety and quantity of available rationed goods decline, when We The People and uSA citizens increasingly turn to the black market to obtain basic food, clothing, household, and health amenities. When the informal sector is characterized by what many americans call greed. Where corruption is common. Where preferential treatment exists for those who are members of the Communist/Socialist/Democrat Party or who hold positions of power within the NWO government. When access to transportation, work, housing, university education and better health care are a function of status within the government or the Communist Party. Where you are promised health care but are in fact rationed it when it is made "free".
The Dow is plummeting, AIG is being called on retention bonuses that everybody knew about for almost a year before President Obama signed it into law with knowledge of the exclusion clause, and this tax the rich scam is just another form of Cuban Economics.
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A dark skinned dude's (usually of african descent) penis.
Don't be lookin at my Midnight Cuban chica unless you gonna dance wit it biyatch!
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When two Cuban men nail the same dude from opposite ends, making him look like one of those little pigs they cook on a stick in Hawaii. The spit has to be continuously turned for the next 7 hours. Turned by hand, at a rate of about 15 revolutions per minute.
Brett went to Miami for a stag and disappeared for most of the night. Upon his return, he was walking real funny and had a cocksucker's cramp. As he burst into tears, he wailed out, "They stayed all night, taking turns, turning the spit. I can definitely say that being on the receiving end of a Cuban Spitroast was not the most fun activity in the world.
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When your fucking a girl in the Lustful Leg position and you twist her ninety degrees on top her back and flick her clit. The vibrations over take her leg and the twist causes her to sprain her vagina.
"After the naughty Cuban Corkscrew last night, every time I walk my flaps rub against my legs and it hurts too much to move"
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the sunburn like appearance of a user under the influnce of cystal meth,usally occurs when the drug is wearing off
''damn, its 7 in the morning, what u doing with a cuban tan"are u blushing or is that a cuban tan
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the sexual act of using your entire foot to penetrate your partner's anus and then proceed to extinguish a cigar on their asscheeks.
ive been shitting panckes ever since that hooker gave me a cuban boot.
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Cuban Castration is the act of slicing off the tip of your penis during sex and using blood as lube. In order for the act to be Cuban Castration, the people participating in the sex have to be in Cuba.
Man 1: Bro, I heard Jose pulled a Cuban Castration on that chick during their vacation.
Man 2: That's some serious shit. You can tell he's committed to her.
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