Down curve

A man with a penis that curves down while erect

He had a mean down curve really hit the G-spot

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left curve gang

Any man whose erect penis bends slightly to the left belongs to the Left curve gang. Usually women prefer left curved members.

Her: " Is your dick straight?"
Him: " Of course babe, what else?"
Her: " Shame because I prefer LEFT CURVE GANG!"

Im part of the left curve gang

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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."

Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.

left curve gang

real nibbas flexin on bitches with the left curved dick

ME: Hey bitch wanna come over
HER: no
ME: Im in the left curve gang
HER: *drippin*

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curve your swerve

The act of curving your swerve to that which is desirable

Dude: "Curve your swerve, man."

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Learning Curve's a Bitch

(1) Whenever somebody studies a certain subject, or learns a certain skill, finds it very hard as it progresses into its advanced levels.

(2) An expression said by someone who is struggling in learning something .

(3) A term used when one finds it hard in working through their goals.

(A) "How's the website you're making?"

"I don't know man, but Learning Curve's a Bitch."

(B) "When it comes to learning Quantum Mechanics, Learning Curve's a Bitch."

(C) "Learning Curve's a Bitch when you're trying to be on top in Law School."

(D) "You're planning to buy that game? Good luck, coz Learning Curve's a Bitch when you're playing it."

(E) "Winning is hard in Casino-level poker since the Learning Curve's a Bitch."

(F) "Trying to run for President is real hard since the Learning Curve is a whole new level, a Bitch level."

curve wrecker

A person who fucks bitches and hoe$

Tyrone : Yo, I heard Lamar gets lots of pussay. He fucks loads of dem bitches and hoez fam
Jamal : Yeah maann, he's such a fuckin curve wrecker!

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