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Waking up in the morning feeling cumulative depreciation
I set my alarm for daily existential crisis at 6 AM
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That feeling when you are so overwhelmed with joy and as if you are just saving people's lives on the daily.
Parker: This fish is about to die!
Teacher: Put it in water quick!
*Parker saves fishes life*
Parker: SAVING LIVES ON THE DAILY
The girl with the gorgeous ass as work that makes the daily grind worth it.
Oh that sweet daily ass grind just walked by, I love my job.
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What michaelmoore.com calls the communist toilet paper newspaper "the mirror", truly the worst newspaper ever. This is an attempt to make the sourse sound like a creditable, established paper, when in fact it is crap, and read by old people.
I really wish michael moore would bitch about america in america, rather than assuming he will be accpeted in europe, the faggot.
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Someone has to leave their mark and of course it’s L04ding_V1b3s . :)
Roblox daily bypasses is perverted af and uses you :))
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When the lower class have problems they, they turn to drugs to encourage their denial.
L: So Tom when are you gonna pay your rent?
T: Yo dawg I aint got time, I'm so busy hitting the bong on the daily that I haven't even found time to wipe my filthy asshole, let alone pay the rent.
L: damn, u a nasty bitch.
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Girl, you about to get your daily donkey.
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