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The act of tossing your baby in the air and the baby shits all over you because they are scared.
Dad: "Honey! I was throwing the baby up and down when it shit on me!"
Mom: "Aw she is playing Poopsie Daisy with you!"
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Those who think that the good ol' Daisy Cutter is a fuel-air bomb are full of camel shit.
This girl is a BLU-82B 15,000-pound conventional bomb, looks like an oversize boiler and is delivered from a C-130.
It doesnt detonate a cloud of vapor at altitude, and it doesn't suck the air outta your lungs... it just explodes big time.
Its lethal range is reported to be 300-900 feet (the guy who says 3 miles has been drinking his bathwater again).
It was originally used in Nam to clear jungle patches for landing zones and stuff.
Nowadays it's mainly appreciated for its shit-in-your pants effect.
Let's drop a Daisy Cutter on Charlie today! Yes sir! Great sir! May I watch sir?
Your sister reminds me of a Daisy Cutter
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VH1 show involving a tatted-up, botox injected muppet that continues to ride her 15 minutes of fame far longer than should be logically allowed
"Why the hell am I watching Daisy of Love?"
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beige daisy is a term for a persons anus
i.e. joannies mum loves taking cock up the beige daisy
joannies mum loves taking cock up her beige daisy
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Making a scandal and walking away from your boyfriend/girlfriend when fighting over something,making the other person chase after them.
"man my girl was tripping yesterday we got into a fight and she straight busted a Daisy,i had to chase her down the street yelling her name"
"i seen a couple arguing yesterday and the girl just started busting a Daisy,causing her angry boyfriend to chase her down the street"
A dignified, polite, and overall better way to say ass fuck.
She said she was saving herself for marriage so we had to daisy thump
When large numbers of people engage in oral sex in alternating face up/face down positions forming a circular group of people. An individual engaged in daisy chaining will be giving oral sex to one person while receiving oral pleasure from a different person (at the same time). Probably referring to a ring of intertwined bosies having a similar shape and arrangement to a flower arrangement used as a tiara.
"We had, like, 20 people in our daisy chain last night."
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