I’m at the hover dam and I want a dam t-shirt!
we got a dam hole.
What?
Nothing, inside joke.
Dancing to every song known to man like you are Jean Claude Van Damme in the drunk bar scene from Kickboxer.
Did you see Ed, Matt and Jason at the party last night? Those guys were Van Damming it up to every song!
The opposite of a thigh gap. A blockage of fat between the legs.
That bitch is so fat, her thigh dam blocks the sun.
When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam”
Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!
Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!
When a girl stops another girl from scoring with a man.
I almost got late last night but Tanya Beaver damned me.
The ugly chick that keeps unknowingly cock blocks the hot one. One might almost feel sorry for her.
That poor fucking beaver dam has no idea she's cock blocking any of us.