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Darren is the GOAT at killing Tobore with sova ultimate, he is also the GOAT at breaking ankles in 2k23 and in real life.
darren so cool i wanna be like him when i grow up
People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.
Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross
Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
Darren’s the kind of guy who you will meet for the first time and instantly know you’re gonna be best friends. He’ll show you cool music. Be your friend you can take anywhere. Skate anywhere with you. He has a unique twist on the world around us and is definitely one of a kind. Nicest guy ever with a soft heart. If you find a Darren and you’re lucky enough to call him a friend, keep him around forever
“Hey I’m going to hang out at darrens, check you later”
“Who’s Darren?”
“You don’t know who Darren is???”
“No?”
“He’s the coolest guy you’ll ever meet.”
someone who simps for electronics, shoes and instagram girls
a wholesome simp that doesn't take things too far and helps anyone
basically simps for everything
omg look that him helping jessica choose shoes, he's such a darren
The best man to be with. Someone who you will live for
Your my Darren, and you gave me hope
Darren’s are a well hung bunch, just relax and enjoy the ride! You will never be Disappointed with the DARREN .
A completely ignorant person who is way to self centered and seems to like arbys. He usually seems to look like he has autism and likes women with methed up teeth n faces that are oddly shaped like a Pitt bull. He is very attention seeking even scratches his arm and takes pictures to send to his exes in Hope of them feeling bad Darren is not a fun guy and his sex is so wack that you'd have more pleasue by putting in a tampon and he is very short in most areas and his butthole is big enough for a basketball
Oh look that idiot is such a Darren!