Dead nuts

Archaic expression, used in many trades to mean 'spot on', or absolutely accurate. It originates from the times when machinsts machines were set with a set of nuts, on a fine threaded screw inside the machine which controled it's movements to and froe. The nut would be set at absolute zero, or the stop, or limit of the machine. When the nut was tightened, and the zero set, it would be considered a dead nut.

I know that part was accurate, my machine was dead nuts on!

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The Walking Dead

A popular series by AMC about a group of survivors in a zombie apocalypse.

Contrary to popular belief, the title of the series does not (only) refer to the actual zombies. The title mostly refers to the group of survivors, as they are walking around but are as good as dead.

Guy 1: Are you hyped for the release of the Walking Dead, season 7, too?

Guy 2: Yeah totally man! But did you know the Walking Dead actually refers to Rick's group of survivors?

Guy 1: Wow I didn't know that! Boy do I feel enlightened

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dead text

a text that is recieved too long after is sent so you are no longer obligated to reply to it.

I recieved a message from my friend the morning after it was sent asking if I was still up, so I decided not to reply because it was a dead text.

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mob of the dead

A badass call of duty zombies map made by our lord Jason Blundell. In it you play as 3 epic gangsters and one whiney bitch called the weasel. It takes place on Alcatraz island and you can feed dogs in the walls to get a tomahawk.

Crimson: Hey have you played mob of the dead?
James: No.
*Crimson slaps James for his heresy*

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Dead wood

Worthless employees in large companies are dead wood.

I got finally got a promotion but everyone in my new group is dead wood.

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dead trim

When someone's haircut or beard cut is notably pathetic or bad

Nah fam you got a dead trim!

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dead kennedys

The raddest fuckin punk band on the planet. Their best songs are: Police Truck, Soup Is Good Food, MTV Get Off The Air, Riot, Forest Fire, Halloween, and Winnebago Warrior.

Chris Koteras: "DK sucks!"
Justin: "Fuck you, you little bitch! The dead kennedys are so kickass, they single-handedly created the Bay Area punk scene, fought against the PMRC, and had a fun time doin' it. So go suck your moms massive cock, faggot."

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