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A lesbian that is prone to home improvement. Usually from the Midwest. Most "deck builder" lesbians partner with other deck builders as opposed to "Lipstick" lesbians or "Tomboys".
1: After meeting your Aunt and her friend at the softball tournament it was clear to me that she was a deck builder
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A phrase used to end a conversation after it has been going on for exactly 14 minutes and 32 seconds.
Person A, 14:08 in: And then I was all like, "Hey, that's totally not fair"
Person B, 14:20 in: Well, I just think that's not fai..
Person A, 14:32 in: UNDER THE DECK.
*End of conversation*
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A lining of toilet paper placed in the toilet so the splash of your dump doesn't get you wet.
`Man I hate it when I get water on my bum!` `you should lay down the poop deck next time friend`
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1: Used as a term for luck in obtaining a certain card to keep you alive or to win the game.
- Originating in Magic the Gathering
Charlie is a lucky muther fucker. He top decked a thoughtcast and then double shrapnel blasted me for the win... wat a Top Decker.
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The act of excreating a log of fecal matter in upper deck tank of a toilet.
Usually as a prank or in desperate need if the toilet is plugged or dirty.
I took a shit in my friends upper deck and it stunk up the bathroom.
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depositing your fecal matter in the tank of an adversary or foe.
That guy Jimmy threw a party last week. He tried to kick me out, so I upper decked his ass. Then I wiped some shit in his bedspread. I hate that jerk, but he straight got shitowned!
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The ability to captivate someone with both personality and style!
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