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Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.
She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
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when a female's leg fat surrounds her vigina thus resembling a double decker taco from Taco Bell
Not only did Delorous lose weight while in her diet, but she also lost her double decker taco.
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A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.
Tony: Dude did you fuck her??
Sam: Well kinda...
Tony: What do you mean?
Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.
Tony: Bull shit.
Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge
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As with a traditional Upper Decker (where the attacker poops into the reservoir of the victim's toilet), but with the addition of gelatin powder, which, coupled with the cold water temperature and cool porcelain construction of the reservoir, causes allows the mixture to set into a poop jell-o which requires the victim to manually scoop it out
"Hey John, did you hear? someone left Tim an Atomic Upper Decker during the party on friday!"
"Wow, he must have really pissed someone off."
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Takes two people, one takes a dump in the tank of a toilet while the other faces backward on the normal toilet seat dumping while giving the tank dumper head.
Yo, eff those tool bags, they wouldn't give us any beer so Crystal and I pulled a double decker blumpkin in their master bathroom and rolled out! Try flushin that bitches!
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an inflatable matress the size of a queen bed. it is designed for one human to sleep on at a time. it is also a great device to get extra rest on.
Rich: hey john, where are you going?
John: oh, im heading up to the double decker to get some extra rest.
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Directions for a running (Doggy Style) move for those people who have a Hair Lip: (Hair Lip - End result of final location in sex of people with 40-40 vision or less)
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