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When you vomit, shit, and ejaculate semen all at the same time
Marcos: Ahhgfluhmmf!!
Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?
Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.
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The act of shitting in a female's mouth and simultaneously pouring a bag of salted airplane peanuts in the female's mouth.
1. Dave gave Jessica Mcknight a Rocky Detroit, and she still still had the taste of shit and cheap airline peanuts in her mouth a day later.
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Windsor, Ontario (Sin city of the North)
A city in Southwestern Ontario Canada. Home to Ontario's most hoppin' bar scene and the best collection of drunk sluts this side of river. On weekends, great numbers of Americans flock to Windsor to get shittered and make complete asses of themselves, while the respectable Canadian kids beat their asses and fuck their women.
Windsor is home to what McLean's Magazine considers the worst university in the country, but they only think that because the editors know they wouldn't get a single ounce of trim from the girls there.
Recently, Windsor has been completely overrun with conservative tight-wad assholes who don't believe in the ideals that built and fueled the city, which has led to the rapid demise of the region's integrity, including the loss of the auto industry and the rise of assholes who vote beyond their means.
Windsor is home to the country's best hockey team (Windsor Spitfires), and also boasts Ceasar's Casino, the country's most populated bar scene, and more strip clubs than you can possibly get kicked out of in one night.
Born and raised in South Detroit.
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The sexual act first performed in Detroit in which a man takes a shit on a woman's hand, which then the woman then rubs the feces all over her hand her hand and proceeds to give the man a hand job. Afterwards, the woman then aggressively gives the man a BJ which smears the shit all over her mouth.
Mr. Seddon was pleased when his student, Paulina Guzik, gave him a nasty and pleasuring Detroit Handroller.
A variant of the Chicago Sunroof where instead of defecating through a sunroof, you pour a tub of piss through a sunroof.
"Nelly pulled a Chicago Sunroof on my Camaro so I pulled a Detroit Sunroof on his Volkswagon".
Putting Preparation H under your eyes to tighten the skin and reduce puffiness (pretty much the same thing it does to your asshole).
Wow! You look like you got high and fucked all night. You can't go to church looking like that. You'd better get a Detroit facelift.
The act of deficating on an automobile windshield. It can be used in place of or conjunction with the built-in heater to help remove frost or ice. A variation of the Cleveland Steamer or Boston Pancake.
"Dude, I can't see, there's too much ice on the windshield"
"No problem I'll use the Detroit Defroster to 'clear' that right up"