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meat doll

How to play meat doll!

First, cover a friend in meat!
Next, tie them with kite string!
Leave them in the sun for three days!
When they're done, beat the pigeons away and play!

It's best to play meat doll when you're little. If you do it when you've grown up, your friends will be bigger too, and you'll need lots of kite string and raw meat. And if the neighbors see you, the effect will likely be lost.

by Nooblender August 20, 2009


Ken Doll

Overly orange tool that works at the gym. Uses an entire bottle of gel in his hair each morning and has no sense of humor. He makes triple digits and the gym is his life. He pretty much runs the joint... he just has to double check with his manager before he makes any major decisions.

Ken doll your fake tan is blinding me.

by fxy February 04, 2010


baby doll

A term of endearment that players and bad boys, usually from the South, use to call a cute girl whom they see as a sex object. If he's called you this, it should clue you in that he's not serious about you but is attracted to you.

Me: Robert, you're 40 and we've been dating a long time. Is this relationship going anywhere?
Robert: Oh, Baby Doll, don't you worry your purdy lil' head. Just come over here and give me some sugar!

by SweetGirl29 February 18, 2008


dolled up

someone wearing make up, and looking there best.

LOOK AT HER, shes so dolled up!

by wad October 31, 2003


Hill Doll

A female fan of the band Scarecrow Hill.

Wow, she loves Scarecrow Hill so much. She must be a Hill Doll.

by LD777 January 17, 2009


sex dolls

Dolls that are used for the sex... see Al Brooks.

Johnny: Damn, my sex doll has deflated again.

Greg: cough(needle dick)cough

by Ben June 18, 2004


dolled up

An expression used to refer to a female done up with make up, etc.

You are looking dolled up tonight - shall we shag now or shag later?

by Stuart October 31, 2003