When you're tongue-punching your partner's chocolate starfish and the tip of your tongue taps the end of a turd.
I was face down in my girl's hind end when suddenly, Howdy Doody!
Somewhat redundant term for feces. Used by children or facetiously by adults. May serve as a noun or an interjection.
Fudge doody smeared down the side of the toilet when I flushed.
Fudge doody! I left my rubbers in the glovebox.
Randomly searching the internet while on the toilet
Look it up next time you doodie google
When you eat so much food that you take more than one dumps after the meal.
I ate a grande meal last night and had a bad case of doodies. I am going to be late for work today becuase I have a bad case of the doodies.
When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.
Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.
"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"
"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."
doodie frien : pump yr breaks, yr doing too much.
Me: pump yr butthole & stop make shit hard for me