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doodie frien : pump yr breaks, yr doing too much.
Me: pump yr butthole & stop make shit hard for me
A doodis is a ignorant, stubborn butthole if you will. A doodis will get on your ever loving nerves until you shut em up with this slang term.
Friend 1: I hate your face!
X Friend 2: Well your stupid!
X Friend 1: Your a DOODIS!
when he’s good with his fingers and know how to use his cock
The insertion of the second toe in from the left side of the left foot into either nostril, following ejaculation into the nose.
'I swear to god Shawn if you doodie-hopper me one more time my nose is going to explode!'
When a girl's boyfriend dies he eternally haunts their bed. When another guy fuck the girl in said bed, the ghost of her ex will occasionally stick his otherworldly finger up the new guy's asshole. This supernatural occurrence is called the spooky dooty.
Guy 1: "Hey man I just found out that chick your smashing was engaged to some dude who died in a car crash. "
Guy 2: "Well that would explain the Spooky Doody I got last night. "
When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.
Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.
"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"
"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."