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The feeling or sensation you get before you take a dump.
After eating a particularly spicy bowl of chili, Bob stood up and gave his wife a knowing wink. He was headed to the bathroom. The Doodie Tingles told him it was time to put in work.
When a girl's boyfriend dies he eternally haunts their bed. When another guy fuck the girl in said bed, the ghost of her ex will occasionally stick his otherworldly finger up the new guy's asshole. This supernatural occurrence is called the spooky dooty.
Guy 1: "Hey man I just found out that chick your smashing was engaged to some dude who died in a car crash. "
Guy 2: "Well that would explain the Spooky Doody I got last night. "
When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.
Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.
"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"
"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."
A feeling of remorse towards oneself for a reprehensible act.
Ted stole some jelly beans from Alice and now he has a doody conscience so hes going to apologize.
When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.
“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson
The act of consciously turning something of high quality into something that looks bad, terrible, or like fecal matter.
I'm doodieing up this design because the client wants it and it's the only way this will ever end.
I'm doodieing up my face to go out with my ugly friends.