bla-doom

a mistake in any way, shape, or form; a bad occurrence; the opposite of bladow (also spelled BLA-DOWW!!); aside from the standard bla-doom, there are minor bla-dooms, such as spilling a drink; major bla-dooms, such as burning dinner; and crying bla-dooms, where the person cries while saying the word, such as accidentally burning the house down

Jan: "Oh no, BLA-DOOM!! We're out of beer!"

Tyrone: "No worries, Jan. I got a stash in the closet. *sets 2 cases of beer AND a bottle of Jack on kitchen counter* BLA-DOWW!!"

OR

Latrell: "Damn son, I don't have any cash on me. All I got is plastic."

Smitty: "You fuckin' up. How you gonna get in? I can't help you with that, homie."

Latrell: "It's a minor bla-doom. Rusty's workin' the door, so I'm good."

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Doom

something that is undefinable that has more that one meaning. Ultimately, Jon will never know what doom is.

dude, your soo doomed

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Mount Doom

The colossal poop after not visiting the toilet for a few days. Named for its ring-destroying properties.

My ring was bleeding last night. Not because of the curry, though. Just a regular ol' Mount Doom.

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Dooms Day

The day when a student is forced to face his worst fear, a midterm or god-forbid a Final.

Also written as D00ms Day.
See Dooms Week

"Good luck on Dooms Day, dude!"

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demented doom

The liberating power of mayhem. Someone or something imbued with the power of mayhem.

Anti-order. Anti-peace.

Cry havoc with a clenched fist of demented doom!!

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Doom syndrome

When there is the possibilty that something could either be the best thing you have ever seen or had in your life. Or the worst product in existence.

This Strawberry flavored meat has the doom syndrome.

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Womb of Doom

The condition in which a life is conceived within the uterus of a person who has been infected by the HIV virus.

Source: Doctor C. Coleman M.D.

John came into this world through the Womb of Doom... now he is very sick.

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