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A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or hated person.
Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!"
Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!"
(Andy shows up from the potty where he's been for three minutes.)
Andy: "Sorry guys, I had to go green screen myself for the twenty-seventh time today."
Dom: "What a coincidence, we were just talking about what a douche you are."
Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?"
Dom: "Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)
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an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"
to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!
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douche of the douche, the ultimate douchebag......may or may not be from france......
"Douche le fuckin douche," you are dumb......
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every word piled into one used as the ultimate insult! can be used with DOUCHE BAG.
you are a Douche!
Douche Bag!
hes a Douche!
look! a Douche Bag!
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Anyone who reads the definition :)
Why are you reading this? You're such a Douche!
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something to clean out women genetials.
or to insult someone who acts stupid.
girl: hey steven, do you need this douche?
steven: no, i am one.
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A nice well adjusted girl. Namely one who is made to feel akward and stupid by maladjusted, socially akward males.
"I said hi to him and he just ignored me and I felt like a douche."
"Well if a 'douche' is a nice, friendly girl, then yes that's just how you acted."
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