Dumb gat

An untraceable gun. A staggering majority of violent crimes involving firearms are committed using dumb gats. The mafia & criminals in general are not going to be deterred by gun-control laws, they will be willing and able to procure untraceable arms of their choice and use them to commit crimes irrespective of any laws.

Guido: "What you want I should do wit da gun once I shoot da poor bastard?"

Vinnie: "Drop the dumb gat and take the cannoli wit you."

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Palin dumb

even dumber than plain dumb

His argument was Palin dumb.

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Twenty-Dumb

A person who is in their twenty's and think that they know about life, only to find out later how confused they really were.

1st Person: How old where you when you went bar hopping and clubbing?

2nd Person (in their 40's): Back when I was Twenty-Dumb I think.

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dumb-fuckery

A more emphatic synonym for "tom-foolery". The type of behavior that results in disruption, annoyance, loss, or destruction.

Hey shithead, if it hadn't been for all your dumb-fuckery we may have made it to the glory-hole on time to meet Ole' Blew.

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Dumb fuck

A dumb fuck is someone that is undeniably stupid, they can't get their life together because of their epic level of stupidity, so they just continue to do dumb fucking shit, like dumping their millionaire girlfriend for an old Filipino prostitute that's married and has a kid.

(A) Have you ever met that guy Toby?

(B) No, I don't think I have...wait! Is he a dumb fuck?
(A) Yes! He's the guy I was telling you about, the one who got engaged to a married Filipino prostitute.

(B) Woah, he really is a dumb fuck.

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Dumb Broad

a stupid female/hoe who has no fuckin sense at all. they do stupid shit without even thinkin about it.

hey look theres dumb broad!!

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dumb and dumber

A movie, but not just any movie, produced in 1996 by New Line Home Entertainment that is 113 minutes of pure enjoyment. The plot line is a magical duo and their cross country trip to return a breifcase to its rightful owner. This movie is full of cooky mishaps, moronic confusion, and just pure hillarious-ness. An unrated version has recently been re-released with never before seen footage. This is unarguably the greatest movie of all time and has had fans as slaves since the day of the release. Should certainly be reguarded with the highest of standards, for it set the bar for every comedy movie to follow. Simply Brilliant.

Hey, have you seen Dumb and Dumber!?

Yeah man, of course! I pissed my pants twice!

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