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slang name given to the hard cock
eg would you like to suck my salty easter sausage
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When a woman is having her period
Did you hook up last night? No she was dropping more eggs then the Easter bunny
Easter In The Chinese New Year, also known as April Twentieth or 4/20, is a day of celebration for Your Favorite Plant- Marijuana!
"Oh Shit, it's Easter In The Chinese New Year- lets smoke 4 blunts and 20 joints"
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A war that took place between two sisters, age 9 and 14. It happened while their mother was at work, and uncle was on the back patio. This is why you should never leave us kids alone in the house. Needless to say, there was a large mess afterwards, and they did not clean up as well as they thought they did, as today, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019, they discovered the leftover missiles (jelly beans) under the couch and in the cushions. Their mom only found out today, when the 14 year old opened her mouth and spilled the beans about the war that even their uncle knew nothing about.
~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...
The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019 was a brutal war with many casualties.
A phrase by Mark Goldbridge. Means defending terribly just like the melted Easter eggs.
For god's sake! How are we losing 2-0? We're defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day!
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Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.
"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."
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Easter Bunny is a term for a superficial, shallow women who seems so enticing at first. Upon further review, she's as hollow as an Easter Bunny.
She's so beautiful, but couldn't be more shallow if you tried. She's like an Easter Bunny