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A one-hundred year old, abusive, sparkling fairy who sneaks into teenage girl's rooms by oiling their windows.
You: I woke up in the middle of the night last night, and Edward Cullen was sitting there watching me sleep!
Me: Oh my god, what a pedophile.
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A sparkling fairy that wants to be goth or emo.
Wanna hear a joke?
Edward Cullen.
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The realest nigga rasta ever, even though he acts tough and stand-offish. He has the purest heart and puts his family and friends first. He is loved beyond compare. "Joy ina your eyes me nuh see no tears
Love is what you giving me throughout the years
Every time you need me I will be there my dear I swear" - Gentleman
heart edward walker edward walker
Australian rhyming slang for rooted.
i.e. Kangaroo = roo, edward = ted
This email server is kangaroo edward.
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The oldest virgin in the world, being 108 years old. A vampire that was thought of as gay until he fell for the freaky, socially awkward, ugly, pale girl, that smells like freesia and he always want to kill to taste her sweet blood,that he stalked and watched her sleep for about four months before they became a couple.(I don't know he still seems gay to me.) He sparkles in the sunlight and can run really fast and like read your thoughts.
Man, that guy is freaky.
Yeah he's a true Edward Cullen.
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An 108 year old virgin vampire who sparkles in the sun. I am not shitting you.
Girl 1: I wish Edward Cullen was my boyfriend... *sigh*
Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?
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