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The first generation of the Toyota Previa. Also known as "beans," the egg van acquires its name from its quirky shape. A very interesting fact is that the 2.4L Engine is located under the driver's seat instead of under the hood. Egg vans were manufactured and sold in North America between 1990 and 1997, when replaced by the more popular and less ugly Sienna.
A typical driver of an egg van usually cannot afford a newer car or is just so strangely in love with it. They tend to be either Asian, Hispanic cleaning ladies, or unfortunate high school or college students trapped with it because their parents wouldn't buy them another car. They achieve very poor fuel economy (17 city, 21 highway) and achieve only 160 horsepower (119 kW).
For those who own egg vans and really love them, here's something nice about them: They have the capable of running on vegetable oil, thus said, many upgrades and alterations are required; 4-Wheel drive is an available option; The back seats are capable of turning 360 degrees; some models feature dual sun roofs; a supercharger is an available option to slightly increase power output.
-"Aubrey crashed her Mitsubishi Galant, and as a punishment, her parents got her an egg van!!"
-"Kareem was outraged when his insurance premium went up because he crashed into a P.O.S. egg van"
-"Mommy, what the hell happened to that car?"
-"Sweetie, they're made like that, stop crying. It's just an egg van."
-"I got my license!! I can be popular in the group 'cause I can drive people!!"
-"No, you're wrong. You see, you have an egg van, so nobody will be riding with you. Loser."
-"I heart my egg van!!! It's so cute!!!"
-"That van killed their self esteem..."
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A Teesside case of a gentleman who is bald on the upper part of his head but who has a perfect ring of hair on the lower part of his head, slightly resembling a monk
look at ralf! he looks like a right "egg in a bun" he should get it all off
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when someone ferments a jar of there cum with worms and mushrooms and microwaveing it. Trapping the vapors and cooling it to a liquid. injecting. the cum worm mushroom mixure aswell as its vapors into a egg and letting the egg rot.
putting the egg inside a female and eatting her out. if preforemed correctly she will crack the egg with her vagania and you will drink the mixture that comes out of her.
(person 1) hey i gave susan a milk egg last night.
(person 2)what the hell you are one sick bastard.
Empty saggy flat tits
No side profile whatsoever
I can't wear that with my fried eggs
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When the person helps clean the inside of a woman's womb with their dick.
Lilypichu: Michael's the best egg cleaner I know
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When a male is in a jacuzzi bath tub or hot tub and he masturbates or is masturbated to completion.
Josh went to the strip club and when he got home his wife caught him poaching eggs in their master bath.