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When you fry a pan and the slap it on someone's ass
Max: hey Ivar, do you know what an Egyptian sunburn is?
Ivar:no i don't, Please tell me.
Max: It's When you fry a pan and then slap it on someone's ass.
Ivar: Nice!
when you fry a pan without anything on it and then smack it on someones ass.
he was so rude to me that I decided to pay back, so i gave him an egyptian sunburn.
The act of shaving a woman's pubic hair with your front teeth
"I didn't need to floss last night because I had some Egyptian Crabnarkel before bed"
When an egyptian boy dates an egyptian girl in secret and she is THICK and a little chubby!
Hey Abdhullah, whos that girl you were talking too she is kinda thick. OH that's Lina shes my Egyptian relief
the act of sticking one fist up a girls vagina and the other fist in her butt and having her clench as hard as she can.
Joe: So how was your night with your girlfriend?
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.
When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free
Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.