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noun: a failure so large that ordinary descriptions, such as "Epic Failure," cease to distinguish it from the ho-hum everyday failures. Takes its roots from the ancient Sumerian text _The Epic of Gilgamesh_.
Only you can decide when an Epic of Gilgafail happens. The prerequisites are that it must be painful, time-consuming, and/or humiliating.
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Initially formed in the fight to rid the world of Jäger (aka Jäger Quest) by drinking it dry, Team EPIC is a remarkable, awe-inspiring duo with the sole purpose to save lives with nothing but awesomeness!
Team EPIC are fearless beyond measure and will stop at nothing to ensure that the levels of awesome are at their highest and that each adventure reeks of epic proportions.
People view Team EPIC as a form of enigma, with several believing that a team so awesome surely couldn’t exist. But with many becoming dependant on the “Awesome Fix” Team EPIC bring to the table during every adventure - it won’t be long before Team EPIC the world!
“Team EPIC is the shit!”
“Dude, that was totally ‘Team EPIC’ Awesome!”
“The Team EPIC way is the right way!”
Someone who has any moment when they thought they could be sucessful but they end up failing EPICALLY!!!
Mason my uber epic failure! buddy and me myself and I who are epic failures
A dump is considered epic, when pooping no longer causes the toilet water to splash.
Person 1: I just took an epic dump!
Person 2: I bet the toilet is clogged now...
Person 1: It is.
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Breasts so shapely and large on a beautiful girl. which when viewed by another female she instantly wants to play with them and suck on them.
Did you see Julie go from strait to bi in 3 seconds when she viewed Dani's EPIC TITS?
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