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Also known as a douchebag. He thinks he is very intelligent and has too much self-esteem. He will tell you he loves you and then leave you hanging, because he's an asshole. He has a ginger brother named Brady, who is much cooler than him and can shoot three pointers.
An Evan's nose is often uncommonly large for his face. He has oddly hairy arms that don't suit his body. He only thinks bullshit and nonsense, because his mind is full of shit.
That Evan deserves to fuck a cactus.
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Usually is very loud and ugly. Also has a large nasal structure. His ears are also different sizes
You could land a jet on Evan's nose.
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"Who's that guy with the mushroom haircut?.."
"Oh, that's just evan"
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A farmer. Very cocky. Annoying. Attracted to blondes and female cows. Trouble maker. Bad hurler.
Did you see that guy over there milking them cows? Hes such and evan!
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He is and amazing, sweet, funny, caring, lovable, adorable, selfless guy.
He puts all other guys to shame. He will always be there for you no matter what. He's loyal and just and will always make time for you.
If he messes up he apologises right away and still loves you.
He is a great and wonderful boyfriend and an amazing best friend.
No guy compares to how amazingly thoughtful he is.
You always come first with him no matter what.
He will never hurt or cheat on you in any way, and when he knows something bothers you he will stop and apologise. And you will be forced to acccepct it because you know you can't stay mad at his adorable face.
"He is so nice, I love him so much"
Girl 1
"You are so lucky, I wish I can have someone like Evan"
Girl 2
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Evan is a fat cunt who thinks he is better than everyone else, and he loves penis. He also needs his daily dose of attention
Girl 1: that guy over there is being such a cunt!
Girl 2: he must be an Evan! 🙄
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Pretty gay and is really retarded and never gets a girl and lies about having a girlfriend
Evan is gay lol
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