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Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.
"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."
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(n) a person who befriends you but sneakily slides in flirtatious comments, in most cases for extended periods of time, with the intention of one day having dirty hot sex with you.
(v) the act of...
He took you out again? Are you dating now..?
Yeah he took me out but i'm not into him. He's future-fucking me.
Well, free food for you then. Kudos.
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Another to say, "That's how I roll."
Dude?!? Did you really have to punch him in the face?!"
"Sorry, Kevin. I'm from the future."
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any aged male who is sexually into males. he can either be bisexual/transexual/all gay/ ecetera to be called a future boy
when my guy friend came out of the closet i told him "yay be gay now future boy." Now he sleeps with guys almost every weekend and supports gays by going to the gay parade each year
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A plop which the anus seals of sweetly after it leaves the bottom and there is no residue is a ‘future poo’, because in the future all poo’s will be that convenient!!
"Oh boy, i just had a future poo before you arrived! Didn't even have to use any bog roll!!!"
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After coaxing your partner and getting them quite horny, ask him/her if them want to fuck. If he/she says yes, proceed to hit 'em very hard once in the head to knock them unconscious. Now fuck 'em hard. After he/she regains consciousness, ask them again if they want to fuck. Repeat until the answer is "no"
Last night I pulled a Back to the Future on Lisa and fucked her 3 times before she turned me down.
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The fucker of the future.
"Hey dad!" "Hey future fucker!"
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