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hitting someone in the face with a book
Yo, she got outta line so I facebooked her and now shes missing three teeth.
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A sheer waste of time; the reason why GPAs are at an all time low, and it is the place for stalkers. One of the only good things is that it's more classy than myspace.
Muffy: Come on, Amanda, study for the history test with me.
Amanda: No time for that! I have to go on facebook!
Muffy: well...suit yourself (frowns)
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a site that parents like to use.
son/daughter: mom are you messaging someone through myspace?!?
mom: of course not!!! i'm on facebook!!! go to your room.
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A place for stalkers.
Whenever you update your status, an event, wall post, etc it is posted on the newsfeed for all your "friends" to see
Like myspace, but more personal and you can't customize your profile.
Stalker 1:"Dude, this girl I met on facebook is going to a party at 254 cherry ln. Lets mapquest this and go hit her up!
Stalker 2:"Sweet yo! Did you get her number off of facebook too?
Stalker 1:"Duh!"
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A site for college and now apparently high school students. All you do is put down your info and look people up. Became an obsession to millions of students. No real reason. It is in face quite creepy and stalkerish, you will find a lot of Creepdogs on it. Creates a false sense of security as to make you believe you have "friends" because all of the people you that went to your highschool are now your "friends" even the ones you've never talked too. So enjoy it you freaks just dont be freaking creepy about it. (Also girls don't go to your boyfriends school for the weekend then facebook for 2 hrs on his computer on saturday night, it pisses him off)
1)Me: You guys are gay we have a test tomorrow and your facebooking.
Dude #1: this guy i dont know asked me to be his friend.
Dude #2: he's gay.
Dude #1: yeah
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v. The action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook
That guy I made out with last night facebooked me this morning...
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A new disease which covers the western world, pretty much everyone has no immunity to the facebook disease, it affects your brain quite easily, there is no preventitative medicine to the disease, the best preventitative medicine happens to be the cure, keep yourself occupied, then the facebook disease will eventually die, mild forms of the disease are not bad and will eventually peter out, however more serious cases are nastier, here are the symptoms- DVT (only in the worst cases), stiff,painful fingers, arm aches, arguments between you and your parents, "Can't be bothered to do anything" attitude, lack of exercise, possibly weight gain, there may be more symptoms but these are the ones I know at this moment in time.
random guy 1: I have put on like 2 stone in a month, my wife has left me, my fingers ache all the time, exercise is too difficult and my spots have tripled in amount and I wake up in the morning and sing "Oh, what a crappy morning", please tell me what's wrong with me.
random guy 2: You have a serious form of the facebook disease, I recommend kepping yourself occupied and not even looking at the computer
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