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A male will place a female in a full nelson wrestling maneuver. He then will bend her over and carry out his business.
I thought we were wrestling, then i felt a poke, that bastard gave me a father nelson.
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UK television series about three Catholic priests on the remote Irish Craggy Island. Father Ted was accused of stealing money, which he insists was just "resting in his account before he moved it on". Father Jack is an elderly alcoholic with a very limited vocabulary. His favorite word is "feck". Father Dougal is just an eejit.
In "Are You Right There, Father Ted?", Father Ted is accused of offending the Chinese population of Craggy Island, of which there has never been a mention in previous episodes. Ted finds himself inadvertently insulting the Chinese whenever they're around.
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A gay Catholic Priest. The name originates from a combination of recent scandals in the Catholic church and from the wrestling hold known as a nelson.
A half-nelson is when you are trying to wrestle or restrain someone and you put your arm under their arm and then bring it up around to the back of their head and then place your hand on the back of their neck, pushing their head forward.
A full-nelson is the same as a half-nelson, except you use both arms to wrestle/restrain your opponent.
A Father Nelson is when a Catholic Priest tries to sodomize you by using a full-nelson.
Eric married a Catholic woman who wanted him to convert to Catholicism. At first, he was hesitant, but after he met with Father O'Reilly, who introduced him to Father Nelson, he was overjoyed with the prospect of becoming a Catholic.
Now, Eric is always trying to introduce 18 year old choir boys to Father Nelson.
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a huge inspiration and influence for you, somebody you WISH was your dad, someone who feels like he IS your dad.
For me, Kurt Cobain, Shannon Hoon, and Layne Staley. They are all second fathers to me, I love you all, I miss you all the time. Kurt- Never fade away. I have nothing but love and respect for you, and I hope you have reached your nirvana. Layne- Hope you have been freed from your chains, out of the box- I hope you're in heaven, happier than ever, and with Demri once again. Shannon- you keep me dreaming, boy- and you're always there when I wake. Thank you.
Sorry for the emotional little thing there, but that's how you're supposed to feel about second fathers. Dare you to post yours.
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Fathers who have a freshmen daughter at a college/university.
Upperclassmen male: "Freshmen fathers, thank you for your daughters!"
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The gay equivalent to Mother Fucker; asshole; jerk; fuck nut; etc.
I suppose it can be used towards a female also, but it's so much easier just to call her a cunt, no?
Fuck you, mother fucker!
No, fuck YOU, father sucker...
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An explicative that implies that it's denotee is both a mother and a father; which is at this point a medical impossibility. It is also used idomatically because of it's close relation to the word mothafucka. The word has gained much popularity in conjuntion with the latter: chinese dentist.
Kimberly: Would you help me with the clasp of this necklace? Oww! you just pinched me you mother father.
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Stuart:This boat detailing job is getting to be a real drag.
Monty: Sure as shit is. Let's ditch these rich ass mother father chinese dentists and go rollerblading or something.
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