February 19th

National Buy A Friend Chocolate Day

"Why did you buy me chocolate"? "Because it's February 19th silly".

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February 6

The birthday of Rick Astley, therefore making it national Rick Roll day. Rickroll your mom, Rickroll your teacher. Fuck it, rickroll that Chinese girl down the street. It doesn’t matter how, why, when or where you’re rickrolling, just make sure they get pissed off.

“Man, I keep gettin’ Rickrolled on February 6th, fool”

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February 12

National appreciate your short friend day

Ava: "hugs bob"
Bob: "why'd you do that"
Ava: "its February 12th"

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February 26

The Day where you can be yourself....A FUCKIN HOE! Do what ever you want!GO FUCK UR CRUSH! Do anything u want bitch

Oh it’s February 26! I’m going to not go to school instead I will fuck my hot neighbor

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February 25

National give your girlfriend a hoodie day, it’s winter of course.

Sam: Yo it’s February 25..
Girlfriend: Then give me my damn hoodie, please :)

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February 15

National singles day, yesterday we let all the loving couples have their day, now it's the single peoples day to do whatever they want

*hey have you been doing much today

^yeah I did lots of things by myself today
*why by yourself??
^ because its February 15

national singles day

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February 14

When all the bad bitches are born, single or taken their bad bitches. They can be so sweet but hurt them they can be stone cold

Jacob: omg did you see her she was born on February 14
Jasmine: I know she’s the baddest bitch in the land

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