Random
Source Code
Random
Delicate, lacy, fairy-like strands of foecal matter which hold individual turds to the inner lining of the large intestine and/or colon.
"Damn, girl, the inside of yo ass be coated with fecal mousse."
" 'Food and pussy, fella,' said the leader of the turds, now barely clinging to the wall by one pseudopod of fecal mousse..." -Jonathan Franzen in THE CORRECTIONS
Fecal Harrasment: The action of using fecal matter to to get on someone's nerves. This can become extremely annoying to the recipient.
Fecal Harrasment-
John: "Dude i fecally harrassed my sister last night and shit all over her face when she was sleeping last night."
Dave:"Dude! That's hilarious I smeared feces on my sisters pillow last night!"
John "LOL!"
n., pl. (1) a group of sexually intimate people who practice anal sex only within the group. (2)a harem of people who practice anal sex.
His fecal colony has grown exponentially since he put an ad in the personals for new members.
When one gets tired from excessively pooping.
My stomach virus has given me explosive diarrhea, and now I have fecal fatigue.
Fecal pack=several cacks
Cack=several muckbuttons
muckbuttons=several dingeberries
dinglerry=little ball of shit and toilet paer that rolls up in the hairs of your butthole
Man, I had a fecal pack that was packed so tight I couldn't shit for a week
or, more properly, foecal beef.
n. The fetid substance within the colon that is the result of the digestion, or partial digestion, of a large slab of beef.
"Dude, I ate the biggest fucking steak of my life last night, and now my insides are exploding with fecal beef."
"Honey, what did you have for dinner at that convention last night? The toilet is clogged with foecal beef."
One who fondles fecal matter.
(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.
see Fecal
Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler