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The edge of a butthole where a turd falls off.
Last night I took a fat dump and ny turd fell off the fecal cliff.
Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.
"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."
It's a nice way of saying in court "she shit the bed", because you can't say that in court.
"She was sitting on one side of the couch. I was sitting on the other. That's when she was trying to explain a few things
about Coachella and then the fecal delivery and saying that it was the dogs. And, I'm sorry, I could not agree with her. I lived with those dogs. I picked up their fun. It was not the dogs“. Johnny Depp court appearance 2022.
port a pottie on constuction site, oilfield site, or other outdoor venue in the summer
While torquing a cable, I was sweating so bad in there. It was a fecal oven
Delicate, lacy, fairy-like strands of foecal matter which hold individual turds to the inner lining of the large intestine and/or colon.
"Damn, girl, the inside of yo ass be coated with fecal mousse."
" 'Food and pussy, fella,' said the leader of the turds, now barely clinging to the wall by one pseudopod of fecal mousse..." -Jonathan Franzen in THE CORRECTIONS
One who fondles fecal matter.
(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.
see Fecal
Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler
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When your stoke level is at an all time low.
When a bro-bra shatttered both legs while schralping the gnar he was experiencing fecal stokeage
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