Kiddy-Fiddling

The act of pedophilia.

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"

Git-fiddle

Another term for the musical instrument guitar. Coined when Jimmy Page played his guitar with a violin bow.

Don't forget your git-fiddle for practice.

Fiddling

In Belize, this native slang is the action of a man giving his material items and/or spending money aimlessly on a woman for the benefit of sexual favors.

John is fiddling heavy on Indira. Soon he won't have anything that he personally owns.

Fiddling

When you mess around intending to have fun but instead get your ass beat.

Aaron: Dad, Dave is fiddling!
Dad: I’m gonna give him a can of whoop ass

fiddled

When you accidently sit on a fiddle. Yeah it hurt

Hey what happened
I just got fiddled
I told you i left my fiddle on the couch

fiddle with your middle

masterbate.

"Dude you are clearly out of your mind, she is out of your league,, forget about her,, dude, just go home and fiddle with your middle, believe me you will thank me in the morning.

Fiddle with

Polite way of saying fuck with; variation of fiddle with, usu. used by an elderly person

I’m not going to fiddle with it.