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(noun) When a male places his testicles between his thighs and bends over. A female will then lick the testicles from behind.
She gave me a filipino gift bag.
I want to give him a filipino gift bag.
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My friend asked a stranger about the Filipino Back Alley, he's never been the same since.
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A Filipino Finger Job the sexual act (involving at least 1 male) of jamming you or your partner's finger(s) inside of the male's penis hole.
Honey instead of fingering you, how about you finger me? I want a Filipino Finger Job
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A full hog cooked in this backyard fashion:
Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.
Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)
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(noun) refers to the adjustment made on the actual expected time to account for Filipino time.
Mark wants to start his show at exactly 8:00PM and expects everyone to be there already. Since his audience might consist of Filipinos, he announces his show to start at Filipino Savings Time (FST) 7:00PM instead, taking to consider the usual Filipino Time.
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A Filipino fruit loop is when two Filipinos eat fruit loops out of each others booty holes
Boy 1: did you see those guys last night?
Boy 2: nah, what was it?
Boy 1: they were Filipino fruit looping on the lunch table.
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Two Filipino ladies lay on top of each other while a gaggle of men ejaculate on top of them creating an eclair-like effect.
Man A meets two Filipino women at a mall and asks them back to his house. As things get heated the Filipino women find themselves on top of each other.
At this point Man A calls over his friends and informs them that the opportunity for a Filipino Rice Roll has presented itself. Man B, C, D, and E who surround the Filipino girls in a circle and ejaculate simultaneously.
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