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When you vibrate your hand some intense on a girl's vagina it's like a god damn earthquake.
"I was with Sally last night and I gave her the San Francisco Rumbler"
An unusual sexual maneuver in which one partner puts their lips up to the other partner's anus and expels a burp.
"Dude, Mark is into some weird shit. Last night while we were fooling around, he told me to take the rimjob to the next level with a San Francisco Breathalyzer."
The sexual act of one man jerking off another man as a form of an apology. Sometimes more than two men are involved and multiple sessions may be required.
I got in a fight with my bro last night but I made it up to him with a San Francisco apology this morning.
Simply the best team in the NFL. We boast: 5 super bowl rings (about to get a sixth), the best defense, insane running game, and much more!!!!!
Random person #1: Hey, I was at the game last weekend and got to see the San Francisco 49ers kick the Seahawks asses!!
Random person #2: Yeah dude it was pretty sweet, I must say.
Random person #1: I think we've got this super bowl!
Random person #2: Fuck yeah brotha!! Time to add on to that collection of rings!
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An explosive diarrhea bowel movement in the outdoors, preferably over a pile of snow in the dead of winter.
Pull over by that snow pile. I gotta take a San Francisco Steambath
Small fragments of safety glass left on the street after an auto break-in. It is said that there are more grains of sand on San Francisco streets than there are stars in the nighttime sky. Like the stars, they glitter.
It's best not to park on a street covered with San Francisco sand. You don't want your car broken into.
Human feces encountered on the sidewalk, occasionally wrapped in a towel - resembling a slightly melted chocolate truffle.
"Watch out! Don't step on the San Francisco Truffle!"