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A softer and more accepting, playful kind of fucked up.
The interwebs here are fuckled.
adj. /ˈfʌkəld/ (slang, vulgar)
1. Describing a situation, product, or outcome that is severely flawed or disappointing due to a combination of poor decisions, misalignment, or systemic issues, where no single individual or team can be entirely blamed.
2. (of a person) Caught in or affected by such a dysfunctional situation, often unfairly.
Usage notes: Typically used to express frustration with collective or structural failure, especially in professional or organizational contexts.
“This launch is totally fuckled—no QA, no user research, and marketing went rogue.”
“The intern wasn’t the problem, the whole onboarding process is just fuckled.”
“She’s a great PM, but honestly, she’s fuckled with that crew.”
"The rollout was completely fuckled—devs shipped half-built features, design was out of the loop, and marketing promised things we never even started."
"No one checked the timezone settings, so the live event went out at 3 a.m. Pacific. Classic fuckled launch."
"We spent six months planning that strategy, and somehow it's still fuckled beyond recognition."
"The client brief was vague, the stakeholders kept changing the goalposts, and the engineers quit halfway through. That project was born fuckled."
"It’s not that anyone did something malicious—just a slow, collective drift into chaos. Now we’re totally fuckled."
"From procurement to deployment, every team dropped a ball—and now the whole system is fuckled."
Premature Ejaculation that lands in your partners eyes.
George - Bruh you still boning Jessica ?
Bret - nah brah that went south after I fuckled all over her, she was so pissed she could barely see straight.
verb- you're sitting in your car with your seatbelt on and when you move forward too quickly the seatbelt locks you in place so you can't move. Note: Release the seatbelt to become unfuckled.
I can't reach my keys on the car floor because I'm fuckled and can't move! I'm fuckled so I can't reach the ATM.
A nickname for someone with the nickname cheese or cheese head, that will screw you up, and then screw your mom.
To call someone a Cumster or your side hoe in a western way.
Yeah I'll bring my fuckle buckle to the party.