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Vain glory is nothing else but excessive pride, regard, trust, hope, admiration or dependence in one's own or someone else's riches, wealth, social status, family background, qualification, beauty, handsomeness or stuffs like that. Vain glory is synonymous with Vanity. -Emeasoba George
Arrogance is Vain glory personified.
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A method used to allow for conjugal relations with a butter face by first covering her/his face with an American flag (AKA Old Glory)
Dude 1: Did you see the trim?
Dude 2: Sure enough bro, but‘er face…brown bag?
Dude 1: Naw bro! Just cover it with a flag and fuck for glory!
Dude 2: Bro, you are such a patriot!
Dude 1: I always vote bush!
Dude 2: You know bush is the new shaved?
Dude 1: Whoah! Did you see the trim duder?
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The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.
"Dude, my roommate slept in and didn't give me a ride to work, so I have him a Morning Glory. For some reason, he's really pissed at me right now."
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When someone likes to get all the attention for a successful project and not recognising the efforts of all the other people involved.
Client: So I heard that you were nominated for a big award on VRLX.com the website that changed the world?
GloryPig: Yes, I am. I am the one who was responsible for its success and am flying to New York to accept the award for website of the decade actually.
Client: You fuckin dickhead wanking glory pig!
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a saying to show support of the soviet union (like saying hail hydra but irl)
person1: glory to the motherland
person2: COMRADE
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Wait until an unsuspecting fool falls asleep with their mouth open. In the early morning hours - rip your underwear off, place your asshole flush against their open mouth, and fart as hard as you can.
This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.
Today I performed the old Morning Glory prank. My roommate Todd was coughing and shitting himself all day. What an idiot.
Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.
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Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.
"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."
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