Goat

a very creepy animal from goat story, a horse with horns in other words

Worker: whats that horned horse called?

Kurtis Conner: i think its called a goat?

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GOAT

Simply stated..... PLUG

One who can find anyone on on the net. If he has a picture, a partial name, a letter or a tattoo he will find them. Only 2 GOATS of this type exist. The other being the mythical Brett Harris. The two GOATS combined make the likes of Dick Tracy, Perry Mason and Inspector Gadget seem like amateurs.

The GOAT may also deem anyone he sees fit as a GOAT of a different genre the GOAT of their field. Ex. The undeniables such as Michael Jordan, Tom Brady and Donald Trump to name a few. Along with the debatables like Steph Curry, the NBA white GOAT, Larry Bird and LT Christopher Henderson of fire service fame.

The GOAT knows all... or at least thinks he does. Many will argue this and the GOAT in his space chimpness will agree.

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the goat

Someone with the ablilty to sleep standing up, especially while working the 11pm-7am shift. Typically, this person becomes offended when you wake them up.

You check out the goat.

Yeah, he's on his feet, but he's snoring.

That's some crazy shit dude. Should we wake him up?

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Goat

A mid-level insult to someone who acts goatish. This person is a general hooligan

Lad, you're a right goat

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goat

Choad

BG: an erection

Goat milk: jizz

Dude that guy has a goat. really i think his name is josh and he looks really homely

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goat

a) a cylcist
b) an old person
c) an flappy loose vagina

a) pull over you goat
b) look at that old goat
c) she had the biggest goat i've ever seen, bloody delilah.

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goat

greatest of them all

i am the goat and i'm always right @sheep

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