A lady who survives on eating ass. A female ass goblin.
Last night I was tongue deep and asked my wife for a lady goblin...
A hoe who is after your money.
This ho is a honey goblin
1. cock of a goblin
2. the band behind the dragon fucker
frank: do you like goblin cock??
jonas: gobling cock? yeah everyday
It’s an aesthetic, like cottage core but more, chaotic. Some would call someone with this aesthetic a ‘hoarder’ but to us it’s just collecting, we collect anything that gives us joy wich can be shells, buttons, mushrooms, bugs, trinkets and other things others would call trash. “one mans trash is another’s treasure”. The fashion is usually oversized ugly sweaters ,corduroy pants and boots. This aesthetic also contains a love for frogs and bugs.
person 1: why is that person running around looking for mushrooms?
person 2: It’s for the AeStHiC, ever heard of the qUiRkY gremlin core bitches?
(i’m goblin core , sorry if that was rude it was only a joke)
When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.
Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.
Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.
A rock goblin is a more sophisticated term for a crank whore
You can't turn a rock goblin into a housewife.
Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.
David was in disbelief after finding out he was serviced by a Glory Goblin and not a female.