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Golden Blimp

Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.

(AA Meeting)

Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"

by Boss_ASU February 23, 2011


golden anniversary

The year you've been together or are celebrating something when it matches the date :

You were first published on July 31, 1977. July 31 of 2008 is 31 years later - this is your golden anniversary of being a published author.

by Whizz211 January 18, 2014


Golden Ramsey

Verb: The Golden Ramsey is the act of pissing in your partner's face followed by screaming insults towards them.

The meatloaf was burnt so James gave his wife a Golden Ramsey.

by Sttbowfisher March 26, 2020


golden guzzle

While getting a blowjob from a prostitute, you urinate into her mouth instead of ejaculating.

The golden guzzle was done so perfectly, urine was smeared all over the face and dripped out like a faucet running water.

by dumbazz September 15, 2009


Golden Shoes

A feeling of contentment and peace, like you don't need anything else.

Etymology: The feeling you'd get if you had shoes made of gold.

Stranger: Wow, that was an epic ping pong match you just won! You must be feeling great!?
Me: I'm golden shoes baby!

by PP_GS December 20, 2018


golden empire

An ant colony on the popular YouTube series ant Canada

The golden empire explored there new home

by The dark knights July 26, 2017


Golden Friendy

The act of jerking off a close friend while taking a piss. This usually takes place in a bathroom stall at the bar.

Friend: "have you guys seen Brie? I've been looking for her for atleast an hour now"

Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"

Friend: "savage"

Other friend: "yeah"

by Thatdude1991 July 11, 2016