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A cracker shaped like a fish with different flavors such as sour cream and onion poiuzza cheese bbq and more.
Goldfish is someone who forgets to respond to me and forgets things that are important about me aka my best friend.
You’re such a goldfish!how can you forget my birthday??I don’t t wanna talk to you anymore (>_<)
the girl/guy who has a significant other, but its not important because they have that magical something that makes you disregard that obstacle.
Guy: "We should go on a date."
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."
Friend: "Who are you texting?"
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"
Friend 2: "Exactly."
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Me: okay brain, I'm gonna sleep
Brain: Okay
Me: So you have to be quiet
Brain: Okay
Me:
Brain:
Me:
Brain:
Me: -half asleep-
Brain: The snack that smiles back!
Me: *Yells* GOLDFISH!
Tfue's girlfriend Corinna Kopf is his Goldfish. Only Corinna can be called a Goldfish.
Goldfish aka Corinna Kopf
to eat alot or all of something just because it's there. Refers to what happens when you put too much fish food into the fish bowl - the gold fish will eat until it dies.
I had to step away from the buffet table before I goldfished all the mini hotdogs.
A person that appears catfish but turns out to be real.
50 IQ Larry: "Is that Instagram model still catfishing you?" The Dragon: Nope she turned out to be a Goldfish.