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An especially memorable sexual encounter just before parting ways with a loved one.
My girlfriend just texted me and told me she just got wet remembering the Denver goodbye I railed into her a couple months ago.
When a white person (who thinks they can hold their alcohol) becomes so drunk that they create a text string specifically for jokes pertaining to Trump, covid-19, Kai, travel, coyotes killing Nicole’s dogs, and politics in general.
Oh my God dude, Luxx totally Norwegian Goodbye’d after trying to explain how Biden is the cause for the current rise of inflation; after 3 martinis.
Another word for suicide.
Before giving himself the hard goodbye, a strange tranquility came over him, and he was ready to face whatever is after.
Having sex in the temple.
Did you know that Elder Max gave his wife the Mormon goodbye last Sunday?
A customary ritual observed among cannabis enthusiasts entails a shared act between the host and the departing individual, wherein both partake in the inhalation from the vaping device prior to the guest's departure from the residence.
Before heading out the door, Alex reminded everyone that it was tradition to share a goodbye hit to properly conclude the evening.
When your Balkan partner says goodbye to the host/hostess of the party and a new set off conversations begin as if they haven't seen each other in years.
1st phase: Sitting down, Balkan person says goodbye to Balkan host and a new conversational topic arises 10 min.
2nd phase: You stand up, says goodbye then start talking about something else 15 min
3rd phase: You walk to the door, says goodbye, then new topic 15 min.
4th phase: You make it outside but still by the door 15 more min.
5th phase: 10 more minutes talking outside of your car (without getting in)
6th phase: You make it in the car but you pull down your window for something she forgot to say, 5 min.
You drive off.
"Thank you so much for having us. I really liked your Mititei (Romanian Meatballs) Let me tell you about the Balkan store I go to." The trigger of the Balkan Goodbye
When you are trying to leave the party and after announcing your departure, the group is trying to convince you to stay. Followed by individuals that didn’t participate in the group discussion, asking you why are you going and also convincing you to stay. Often offering another drink. Life updates and last minute questions frequently used as a last resort holdup tactic. Expected average is 7-15 debates per event.
You messaged me that you will be home at 1:30 AM, and it’s 4 AM now. What happened? I had a proper balkan goodbye.