Noun: An improvised weapon of the feline variety. A cat grenade occurrs when one (or more) cats is/are picked up and hurled at the offending party. The Cat Grenade is the preferred weapon of the insane, meth addicts, or the Cat Lady featured in the Simpsons cartoon series.
"That crazy bitch wouldn't leave so i threw a cat grenade at her"
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The act of opening up your hand while your fist is inside of either an asshole or a vagina.
man i totally frag grenaded that chick's ass last night
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when u fart into ur hand and throw it at some1
my tita threw a fart grenade at me and my cuzzos
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The Duff Grenade.
Video Game Terminology
Killing yourself or others during a video game. Commonly used in First Person Shooters and the use of explosives. Has also been known to be used when a player makes a dire error without the assistance of others.
Origin: Halo, Blood Gultch, CTF.
During an assault on the Red Base, a player named Duffie poorly threw a grenade inside the base. The result was a ricochet back at the player which managed to kill him. Overall it was a failed assault to say the least...
The event was escalated after another player known as Smith witnessed the entire episode because he was in fact dead himself to begin with. Since then the term has been spread to many other games and uses.
Other similar terms: Duffie Grenade, Duffy Grenade. Commonly used as a verb: Duffing, Duff'd.
You nearly manage to hurt or kill yourself during a FPS game.
After throwing a bad grenade or other explosive you reply, "I duff'd it." In warning to others that you just f*cked up. True sense of the term the Duff Grenade.
While in a tank, you manage to effectively kill your entire squad with an ill advised shot. A severe duffing.
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a joke that takes a long time to be understood
Bob:Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Bill:Why?
Bob:Cuz 7 8(ate) 9!!!
Bill:............... OH I GET IT!!!
Bob:Well that was joke grenade.
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The horn used to alert people, of the dangerous grenades that may be lurking in your household with you not being aware of it.
There were grenades lurking around the house, i had to alert my friends before they were attacked! so i blew in to the grenade whistle hoping that where ever my friends were, they would be aware that grenades are around.
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the appearance of a males ball sack after exposed to cold water for example scrunching up to appear like like the outside skin of a grenade
Dude when i got out of the shower i had major grenade sack i thought if i cut my sack off and threw it it would explode
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