does it grip?

is it also bubblegum pink?

"Hi Lana Rhoades, does it grip? and it it bubblegum pink?"

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Double Gripping

Grabbing the shaft with one hand while placing the other hand above thus stroking the head as well, continuously. Special care must be taken during this procedure to ensure satisfaction and safety. Wear eye protection for stray streams. A tingling sensation may occur afterwards.

Tom was caught double gripping again.

Titan Grip

Used to describe an excruciatingly tight handjob, often recieved from a lady of masculine physique.

Hospital man: so how exactly did you break your dick?

Luke: it started hurting after this $3 hooker gave me a handjob in my yarris

Hospital man: hmmm looks like titan grip too me

Gay Grips

An insulting name for a person's sideburns. Derives from a person sodomising another from behind and the sodomiser holding on to the sideburns like handles, or grips. See also Buggerers Grips, Sodomisers Straps.

Neil's sideburns are like huge gay grips.

up in a grip

To have one's balls in a vice-grip. To beshackled by an unpleasant task preventing fun times that were previously planned.

I'm all up in a grip here. My boss just gave me the Lumberg. Gotta come in on Saturday. No Vegas for me.

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grip

an undetermined amount of anything, often associated with periods of time, but also describes amounts of mostly anything.

hey buddy! I haven't seen you in a grip!!

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jew grip

N. A trait a person possesse where they are tight with money. Not letting money go easily, being extremely cheap.
Not letting money escape.

Dan has had the jew grip lately he doesn't even want to spend 300 dollars to fix his car, so i have to always give him a ride.

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