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the female equivalent to a cock block
*talking to the Hulk*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.
Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*
Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.
Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!
Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.
Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch guard right now.
Kitty: Yeah.
Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*
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The defensive equivalent of center in a game of football, usually the most obese player on a team, usually just to fall on the center.
Did you see that fatass on nose guard fall on Dillon and break his spine?! I swear I heard the earth shake when he fell on him!
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"Look at the gag guard on her!"
"If she doesn't shut up, I'm going to punch her in the gag gaurd."
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The papal guard based in Vatican city. Don't let their colorful ceremonial dress uniforms fool you, they are an elite fighting force. They all have training in the Swiss army and are part of the smallest standing army in the world, although the main crime in Vatican City is pick pocketing. They were first commissioned by Pope Julius II. Their uniforms are covered in yellow and orange stripes and they wear silver helmets with a red plume on it. They also carry long spears and can be seen guarding highly protected areas of Vatican city that are restricted and only open to employees of the Vatican.
The Swiss Guard almost arrested me for going the wrong way, good God those guys are tough.
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Chance Mole Morris' version of puppy guarding
*in DBD game* Only 2 survivors left and ones one hook? Time to Baby Guard.
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A large, muscular gay man employed by a smaller gay man for personal protection and sexual favors.
Lance kept getting ripped off by his meth dealer until he met his Booty Guard Mitch.
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A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
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