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Did you see Kinfolk Hank in that cadillac sittin on Emmitt Smiths?
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you take a poop. {also can be done by dog} consume the product........ wait a little bit. throw up and then put it in a sock. put it on the bbq cook for three minutes mmmh steamy that's not what i heard you take it off the bbq and you slap your best friend in the face with it. light up a swisher and call it a day {snap snap}
I just gave one for a Steaming Hank
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A synonym for "thanks." Get it, Tom Hanks = T. Hanks = Thanks.
"Here's your beer."
"Tom Hanks, brah."
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a lizard of the strawberry blonde persuasion, native in minnesota and kansas, but also has been spotted in the metropolitan area of chicago. although they are rarely seen eating, many believe that the hank lizard thrives off of a diet of bananas and oversized chocolate chip cookies a la mode. not known for their refined vision, hank lizards are often seen wearing nerd glasses.
Although many lizards are known for their active and agile tongues, the hank lizard will decidedly not suck face.
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Shaving your pubes after not shaving for a long time.
This girl was gonna give me a hand job but i made her stop cuz i remembered that I needed to Tom Hanks.
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n A man who is uptight and/or old-fashioned who will give alecture or a beating to an uneducated being, fool, idiot or jackass.
A Hank Hill just kicked a man's ass for using his cellphone while driving.
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A cute, babyish way of saying thank you
person 1: 'here you go'
person 2: 'Awwwwwwwww hank ooh!!"