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the Harry Potter series

Better than Twilight.

Person 1: You know, a lot of people have likened the emerging Twilight series to the glory of the Harry Potter series.

Person 2: It's time for the rapture.

by patronus July 17, 2011


harry potter

book series that is an entertaining read, but not all that original, and kind of a degrassi-like fantasy series.

read lord of the rings if you wanna see ORIGINAL stuff about things more important than who's goin out with who.

friend: dude wormtail is a jerk! he sold out harry potter's parents!

me: well rowling is a jerk because she took him from wormTONGUE, the creepy assistant to saruman in lotr. and longbottom was a hobbit weed before it was neville's last name, and aragorn was a king before aragog was a spider, and dumbledore was a creature killed by bilbo before it was a wizard dude.

friend:...shit.

by lemae August 28, 2008

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Harry Potter

The act of cumming on someone's face. The cum makes a red hot lightning bolt shape across the forehead (ideally)

e.g. "Wanna get Harry Pottered?"
"God yes, you're such a fucking wizard"

by prrrrrow August 3, 2007

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Harry Potter

A fictional book written by the author J.K Rowling.

A excellent stream of books and films that have been cherished around the globe. Often though is classified as a film or book for children. However many adults find Harry Potter to be amazing. Overall Harry Potter is possibly one of the best things to happen in the world.

Person1: What film do you like the most?

Person2: Harry Potter of course I've followed the films ever since they've come out.

by FootballCrazyOverDose August 11, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


harry potter

a fun/fantasy book for everyone
there is 5 books so far and expecting 2 more series
a book that some ppls dis and hate alot cuz its gay

"harry potter is gay...harry potter is a hairy pothead"
"i love harry potter...i'm obsessed"

by hairy pothead October 10, 2003

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Harry Potter Terrorist

A person that waits in line at a harry potter book launch (most relevantly that of the final installment), and on receiving the sacred novel, promptly flicks to the final portion of the book, scim reads the vitals, then shouts as loudly as possible, the ending of this epic, 6/7? book long tale, destroying albeit temporarily, the lives of the previously oh so excited minions of the man with the big wand.

Some will go into greater depth once they get home, quickly figure out exactly what happens, then let as many fans as possible know what happens eg. by changing their facebook status to something like John Johnson is Harry shags ron who is actually voldemort, harry turns to the dark side with hermione, they menage a trois it till they die. NOT. because theyre immortal.

- Did you see Johns facebook status? What a twat.

- I think the phrase you're looking for is Harry Potter Terrorist

by Harry John Johnson Potter May 13, 2007

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emo harry potter

The phrase to describe that kid in your english class with glasses who looks like Harry Potter but is also really emo and likes drawing beefy boys.

Kid 1 "Hey that kid looks like emo Harry Potter!"
Kid 2 "But emo."
The kid they're talking about "Do you want to see my beefy boy drawings?"

by Kermit Chungus March 8, 2019