A person with a messy combover.
Alright hedgehog head how u doing?
The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.
Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
When a man rubs a ballon on his dick and balls, making his pubic hair stand straight up, resembling a hedgehog.
Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing a eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his NewHampshire Hedgehog last night while she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
A hedgehog that has been ran over with no mercy.
"LMAO IS THAT A FUCKING RAN-OVER HEDGEHOG!?"
basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
:
person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
A stupid self insert mary sue who is just an object for Shadow The Hedgehog to ejaculate inside
I'm really disappointed in myself for knowing who Arii The Hedgehog is
A stupid self insert mary sue who is nothing more than an object for Shadow The Hedgehog to ejaculate inside.
I'm really disappointed in myself for knowing who Arii The Hedgehog is.